The whirring sound of the recording comes to life.
“I don’t know how long I can last in the witch’s house anymore. Everything around me has been trying to shove itself down my throat ever since I was trapped here.” There was banging against the door and the sound of a door bursting inwards.
"OH NO! BACK OFF! IF ANYONE FINDS THIS, ESCAPE NOW! NO WAI- ACK HUARGHA AAAAAHHHHH-"
The recording cuts off, the whirring tape slows down to a grinding halt.
People have mistaken me for being gay before, and people claim I’m attractive. Why have I not been hit on then IRL?